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Official ///M badge w@nker thread

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#1 · (Edited by Moderator)
Right, half the time I talk to other BMW owners/enthusiasts or read our thread "Chav car of the day" it's filled with M badge photographs and slander... So! Now we have a whole thread to hunt down and expose the culprits! :twisted:

Important distinction: What is an ///M car?
  • VIN begins with WBA = vehicle manufacturer is BMW GmbH = this is not an ///M car
  • VIN begins with WBS = vehicle manufacturer is M GmbH = this is an ///M car.
Model names, trim levels, and anything else are irrelevant. No ifs, no buts. If you add an M badge to a car that doesn't have a WBS VIN, you're officially a w@nker. Simple as.



This thread was originally started by forum member Lee_2f2f in 2012. He has moved on from the forum, and the thread has been adopted by the BabyBMW Staff to preserve its contents.
 
#2 ·
I see so many of these locally. Will need to snap a few of the bellends for the forums delight :)
 
#4 ·
Spotted yesterday in Lanzarote.........

Even the Canarians have M-badge *******!



120d because he had stuck the 120d on the ashtray............ :telloff:
 
#5 ·
This one spotted in birmingham, i see loads mainly on newish 320.

exscuse the crack in my van window.



Peaple think just cause its a m sport they can put a badge on the boot, bmw dont help the problem as now they are putting it on the new F20 135i :banghead: so the problem will only get worse.



I have fitted the lower control arms off a E90 M3 does that mean i can have a m badge :lol2:
 
#7 ·
That crack in the window is a beauty! Need to get that fixed :lol2:

And Lee - 120d on the Ashtray :eek2: Jesus :lol2:

In away out shortly, il see if I can find any more
Of the buggers to name and shame :lol2:
 
#10 ·
edstrom76 said:
paulathome said:
my own car, does that make me a w*nker ?
Defo. But as the saying goes, the first step towards recovery is admitting you have a problem. :)
Well, if that the case, i'm off to youporn to knock one off before tea :D
 
#13 ·
Nick the Greek said:
Just finished sticking the 458 Italia badges to my boot. That makes me a bigger tosser than the rest of you put together. :D

With the exception of Muz (obviously).

:lol2:
I want a 116d badge :lol2:

And to the guy above, atleast it's on a reasonably fast car not a fishing 320d SE :lol2:

That holographic 135i thing looks pretty smart tho :)
 
#14 ·
I will just say LOL at Muzz's mate on facebook arguing the toss with me that his car has M badges on it because its a M sport........ :lol2: :lol2:
 
#16 ·
right, thats tea out of the way
youjizz, tissues and a litre tub of vasaline (tried swarfega, but not too keen on the after-taste) :censored2:
 
#17 ·
I know Lee lol it's an e36 328i that was that rough he wrapped it I'm carbon White...

My brother wrote off the e46 last night btw :lol2: and he had one of my mates gf's or barely x gf's in the car with him at the time it happened :eek2:

He's a ****ing knob eh :lol2:
 
#18 ·
muz1990 said:
I know Lee lol it's an e36 328i that was that rough he wrapped it I'm carbon White...

My brother wrote off the e46 last night btw :lol2: and he had one of my mates gf's or barely x gf's in the car with him at the time it happened :eek2:

He's a fishing knob eh :lol2:
First the Peugeot now a BMW :eek2: He's not to handy is he!
 
#20 ·
Red5 said:
muz1990 said:
I know Lee lol it's an e36 328i that was that rough he wrapped it I'm carbon White...

My brother wrote off the e46 last night btw :lol2: and he had one of my mates gf's or barely x gf's in the car with him at the time it happened :eek2:

He's a fishing knob eh :lol2:
First the Peugeot now a BMW :eek2: He's not to handy is he!
What an arse, I'm 8 years younger and have had reasonably fast cars but they've all survived! ( touch wood :lol2: )

The only airbag that deployed was the one up the drivers side, neither main ones deployed and the bonnet was 2 foot shorter :eek2:
 
#22 ·
Red5 said:
Have you got pictures or vids this time?

Did it have an M badge on it?
Lmao there was 5 police officers next to me but I managed 2 terrible photos, unsure wether I should post them tho lol

And nah no m badges :lol2:
 
#25 ·
Not a bad effort there! Was he attempting some Russ Swift style parking at the time :lol2:

Does this always happen close by, cos you're always to hand to help like a good brother :)
 
#26 ·
Red5 said:
Not a bad effort there! Was he attempting some Russ Swift style parking at the time :lol2:

Does this always happen close by, cos you're always to hand to help like a good brother :)
Nah, last time it was in falkirk, and I got anlift to help because I was rather intoxicated with it being new years!!! :lol2: this time he was on route to Edinburgh, I generally like helping people but he takes the pi$$ just a bit sometimes lol, I'm always doing people favours and getting nothing in return mate, getting a little sick of it if I'm honest :lol2:
 
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