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Re: RE: Re: The bored at work thread

Post by Bmw_ire_2012 » Wed Jan 11, 2017 12:19 pm

rob180bhp wrote:
Bmw_ire_2012 wrote:
Kerr wrote:

The last girl told the office how bad he was.
I was with a girl in my last place which went tits up, I was looking to leave the place for a while and thought go for it. Never again, nothing to do with performance I'm single now and it's good at times, other times not so much but I have a friend with benefits
Everyone one needs those kind of friends the world would be happier place
It would, we have an arrangement that once any feelings come in to play that we ditch :D however before doing so we talk to the other person and find out if anything more is there, communication is key :lol:
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Re: The bored at work thread

Post by Bmw_ire_2012 » Wed Jan 11, 2017 12:20 pm

Twenny wrote:
Bmw_ire_2012 wrote:I have a friend with benefits :lol:
I don't think a blow up sheep counts buddy lol


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It's not a sheep mate it's a blow up doll and her names cindy cream pie :lol:
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Re: RE: Re: The bored at work thread

Post by rob180bhp » Wed Jan 11, 2017 12:24 pm

Twenny wrote:
Bmw_ire_2012 wrote:I have a friend with benefits
I don't think a blow up sheep counts buddy lol


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Don't knock it lol
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Re: The bored at work thread

Post by Kerr » Wed Jan 11, 2017 12:27 pm

Bmw_ire_2012 wrote:
Twenny wrote:
Bmw_ire_2012 wrote:I have a friend with benefits :lol:
I don't think a blow up sheep counts buddy lol


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It's not a sheep mate it's a blow up doll and her names cindy cream pie :lol:
You've been on Xhamster too much.

Not sure I'd take that chance with a friend with benefits. I'd say that most women struggle to keep feelings out of sex long-term.

Wait for the baby to try and snare you.

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Re: The bored at work thread

Post by sonnyx » Wed Jan 11, 2017 12:30 pm

Bmw_ire_2012 wrote:
Twenny wrote:
Bmw_ire_2012 wrote:I have a friend with benefits :lol:
I don't think a blow up sheep counts buddy lol


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It's not a sheep mate it's a blow up doll and her names cindy cream pie :lol:
Cindy cream pie wtf that made me laugh
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Re: RE: Re: The bored at work thread

Post by rob180bhp » Wed Jan 11, 2017 12:58 pm

Kerr wrote:
Bmw_ire_2012 wrote:
Twenny wrote:
I don't think a blow up sheep counts buddy lol


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It's not a sheep mate it's a blow up doll and her names cindy cream pie
You've been on Xhamster too much.

Not sure I'd take that chance with a friend with benefits. I'd say that most women struggle to keep feelings out of sex long-term.

Wait for the baby to try and snare you.
I was the one trying to get her pregnant lol I failed
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Re: The bored at work thread

Post by Bmw_ire_2012 » Wed Jan 11, 2017 1:23 pm

sonnyx wrote:
Bmw_ire_2012 wrote:
Twenny wrote:
I don't think a blow up sheep counts buddy lol


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It's not a sheep mate it's a blow up doll and her names cindy cream pie :lol:
Cindy cream pie wtf that made me laugh
If I got a laugh from it then I'm happy lol, best thing is she doesn't talk back and you can do anything you like with her just the kind of doll I like.
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Re: The bored at work thread

Post by sonnyx » Wed Jan 11, 2017 1:27 pm

Bmw_ire_2012 wrote:
sonnyx wrote:
Bmw_ire_2012 wrote:
It's not a sheep mate it's a blow up doll and her names cindy cream pie :lol:
Cindy cream pie wtf that made me laugh
If I got a laugh from it then I'm happy lol, best thing is she doesn't talk back and you can do anything you like with her just the kind of doll I like.
Shame she cant cook and clean then she would be perfect :P
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Re: The bored at work thread

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sonnyx wrote:
Bmw_ire_2012 wrote:
sonnyx wrote:
Cindy cream pie wtf that made me laugh
If I got a laugh from it then I'm happy lol, best thing is she doesn't talk back and you can do anything you like with her just the kind of doll I like.
Shame she cant cook and clean then she would be perfect :P
Got that one sorted, have this on order should be arriving any day :lol:

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Re: The bored at work thread

Post by Twenny » Wed Jan 11, 2017 2:05 pm

I bought a self-lubricating plastic vagina, I took it home and gave it to the wife and said
"Teach it how to cook then fish off"


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Re: The bored at work thread

Post by sonnyx » Wed Jan 11, 2017 2:08 pm

Twenny wrote:I bought a self-lubricating plastic vagina, I took it home and gave it to the wife and said
"Teach it how to cook then fish off"


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lmao brilliant Twenny, how far did she kick you
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Re: The bored at work thread

Post by Stegosaurus » Wed Jan 11, 2017 2:10 pm

sonnyx wrote:
Twenny wrote:I bought a self-lubricating plastic vagina, I took it home and gave it to the wife and said
"Teach it how to cook then fish off"


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lmao brilliant Twenny, how far did she kick you
Now we know why he no longer likes that Nina bird with the green 1M rep :lol:
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Re: The bored at work thread

Post by Twenny » Wed Jan 11, 2017 2:29 pm

sonnyx wrote:
Twenny wrote:I bought a self-lubricating plastic vagina, I took it home and gave it to the wife and said
"Teach it how to cook then fish off"


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lmao brilliant Twenny, how far did she kick you
Ha I nicked the joke off the great Mike Reed I believe. RIP


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Re: The bored at work thread

Post by Stegosaurus » Wed Jan 11, 2017 2:53 pm

It took you lot like 3 posts to turn this thread into your own personal smut den...

I'm appalled!
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Re: The bored at work thread

Post by sonnyx » Wed Jan 11, 2017 2:55 pm

Stegosaurus wrote:It took you lot like 3 posts to turn this thread into your own personal smut den...

I'm appalled!
This time i blame Bmw_ire_2012................
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