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Re: The bored at work thread

Post by Stegosaurus » Wed Jan 11, 2017 3:01 pm

sonnyx wrote:
Stegosaurus wrote:It took you lot like 3 posts to turn this thread into your own personal smut den...

I'm appalled!
This time i blame Bmw_ire_2012................
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Re: The bored at work thread

Post by Bmw_ire_2012 » Wed Jan 11, 2017 3:11 pm

sonnyx wrote:
Stegosaurus wrote:It took you lot like 3 posts to turn this thread into your own personal smut den...

I'm appalled!
This time i blame Bmw_ire_2012................
Shocking
I take full responsibility for dragging this tread into the dirt, so much so take I am temped to say to the girl I want to suck rice krispies from your butt hole with a straw and pore milk down your back, this girl have the best figure I've seen hour glass :lol:

Her ass is amazing :lol:
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Re: The bored at work thread

Post by Twenny » Wed Jan 11, 2017 3:12 pm

Stegosaurus wrote:
sonnyx wrote:
Stegosaurus wrote:It took you lot like 3 posts to turn this thread into your own personal smut den...

I'm appalled!
This time i blame Bmw_ire_2012................
Shocking
I blame the parents.





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Re: The bored at work thread

Post by Stegosaurus » Wed Jan 11, 2017 3:13 pm

Bmw_ire_2012 wrote:
sonnyx wrote:
Stegosaurus wrote:It took you lot like 3 posts to turn this thread into your own personal smut den...

I'm appalled!
This time i blame Bmw_ire_2012................
Shocking
I take full responsibility for dragging this tread into the dirt, so much so take I am temped to say to the girl I want to suck rice krispies from your butt hole with a straw and pore milk down your back, this girl have the best figure I've seen hour glass :lol:

Her ass is amazing :lol:
Pics or gtfo
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Re: The bored at work thread

Post by sonnyx » Wed Jan 11, 2017 3:14 pm

Bmw_ire_2012 wrote:
sonnyx wrote:
Stegosaurus wrote:It took you lot like 3 posts to turn this thread into your own personal smut den...

I'm appalled!
This time i blame Bmw_ire_2012................
Shocking
I take full responsibility for dragging this tread into the dirt, so much so take I am temped to say to the girl I want to suck rice krispies from your butt hole with a straw and pore milk down your back, this girl have the best figure I've seen hour glass :lol:

Her ass is amazing :lol:
Get a photo :P

If she asks why just say your thinking of a new concept for a rice crispy advert :P
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Re: The bored at work thread

Post by Twenny » Wed Jan 11, 2017 3:15 pm

Bmw_ire_2012 wrote:[this girl have the best figure I've seen hour glass :lol:

Her ass is amazing :lol:
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Re: The bored at work thread

Post by Bmw_ire_2012 » Wed Jan 11, 2017 3:18 pm

sonnyx wrote:
Bmw_ire_2012 wrote:
sonnyx wrote:
This time i blame Bmw_ire_2012................
Shocking
I take full responsibility for dragging this tread into the dirt, so much so take I am temped to say to the girl I want to suck rice krispies from your butt hole with a straw and pore milk down your back, this girl have the best figure I've seen hour glass :lol:

Her ass is amazing :lol:
Get a photo :P

If she asks why just say your thinking of a new concept for a rice crispy advert :P
She is a lovely looking girl, but not worth my job :lol: just got to trust me on this one.
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Re: The bored at work thread

Post by Stegosaurus » Wed Jan 11, 2017 3:30 pm

Bmw_ire_2012 wrote:
sonnyx wrote:
Bmw_ire_2012 wrote:
I take full responsibility for dragging this tread into the dirt, so much so take I am temped to say to the girl I want to suck rice krispies from your butt hole with a straw and pore milk down your back, this girl have the best figure I've seen hour glass :lol:

Her ass is amazing :lol:
Get a photo :P

If she asks why just say your thinking of a new concept for a rice crispy advert :P
She is a lovely looking girl, but not worth my job :lol: just got to trust me on this one.
Just grab a pic on the sly as you wander past... It's not that hard
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Re: The bored at work thread

Post by Bmw_ire_2012 » Wed Jan 11, 2017 3:57 pm

Stegosaurus wrote:
Bmw_ire_2012 wrote:
sonnyx wrote:
Get a photo :P

If she asks why just say your thinking of a new concept for a rice crispy advert :P
She is a lovely looking girl, but not worth my job :lol: just got to trust me on this one.
Just grab a pic on the sly as you wander past... It's not that hard
:lol: That's just creepy mate :roll: that's taking it a bit far sure why don't I follow her home and raid her wash line / would prefer dirty ones but that would require a breaking and entering charge :lol:
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Re: The bored at work thread

Post by Stegosaurus » Wed Jan 11, 2017 4:11 pm

Bmw_ire_2012 wrote:
Stegosaurus wrote:
Bmw_ire_2012 wrote:
She is a lovely looking girl, but not worth my job :lol: just got to trust me on this one.
Just grab a pic on the sly as you wander past... It's not that hard
:lol: That's just creepy mate :roll: that's taking it a bit far sure why don't I follow her home and raid her wash line / would prefer dirty ones but that would require a breaking and entering charge :lol:
I find chloroform works best
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Re: The bored at work thread

Post by Bmw_ire_2012 » Wed Jan 11, 2017 4:13 pm

Stegosaurus wrote:
Bmw_ire_2012 wrote:
Stegosaurus wrote:
Just grab a pic on the sly as you wander past... It's not that hard
:lol: That's just creepy mate :roll: that's taking it a bit far sure why don't I follow her home and raid her wash line / would prefer dirty ones but that would require a breaking and entering charge :lol:
I find chloroform works best
This is going down hill :lol:
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Re: The bored at work thread

Post by Stegosaurus » Wed Jan 11, 2017 4:19 pm

Bmw_ire_2012 wrote:
Stegosaurus wrote:
Bmw_ire_2012 wrote:
:lol: That's just creepy mate :roll: that's taking it a bit far sure why don't I follow her home and raid her wash line / would prefer dirty ones but that would require a breaking and entering charge :lol:
I find chloroform works best
This is going down hill :lol:
Down hill into the forest where you can bury the body?
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Re: The bored at work thread

Post by Bmw_ire_2012 » Wed Jan 11, 2017 6:05 pm

Stegosaurus wrote:
Bmw_ire_2012 wrote:
Stegosaurus wrote:
I find chloroform works best
This is going down hill :lol:
Down hill into the forest where you can bury the body?
Bath of acid is best lol
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Re: The bored at work thread

Post by sonnyx » Wed Jan 11, 2017 6:18 pm

Bmw_ire_2012 wrote:
Stegosaurus wrote:
Bmw_ire_2012 wrote:
This is going down hill :lol:
Down hill into the forest where you can bury the body?
Bath of acid is best lol
Mind and use a metal bath and not a plastic one
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Re: The bored at work thread

Post by golfer » Wed Jan 11, 2017 6:26 pm

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My colleagues consist of over 50's, so not really my thing, but Golfer would fit in here nicely :lol:
Why thank you very much kind sir :lol:
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