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Re: The bored at work thread

Post by Twenny » Thu Jan 12, 2017 9:39 am

sonnyx wrote:
Bmw_ire_2012 wrote:
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Down hill into the forest where you can bury the body?
Bath of acid is best lol
Mind and use a metal bath and not a plastic one
Isn't it the other way around?

I've seen Breaking Bad and I'm sure there was an episode involving exactly this situation.




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Re: The bored at work thread

Post by Sonic1506 » Thu Jan 12, 2017 9:41 am

Twenny wrote:
Bmw_ire_2012 wrote:[this girl have the best figure I've seen hour glass :lol:

Her ass is amazing :lol:
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Re: The bored at work thread

Post by Twenny » Thu Jan 12, 2017 9:52 am

^^^ what he said lol


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Re: The bored at work thread

Post by Bmw_ire_2012 » Thu Jan 12, 2017 10:52 am

Sonic1506 wrote:
Twenny wrote:
Bmw_ire_2012 wrote:[this girl have the best figure I've seen hour glass :lol:

Her ass is amazing :lol:
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:lol: you just got to believe me chaps - it's a great ass, she is a lovely looking girl with curves in all the right places, however she is not worth a trip to HR and a P45 :lol:
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Re: The bored at work thread

Post by sonnyx » Thu Jan 12, 2017 10:55 am

Pics please cummon its worth the risk bud to keep you fellow BB posters happy. Whats a job between friends :)
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Re: The bored at work thread

Post by Sonic1506 » Thu Jan 12, 2017 11:10 am

Bmw_ire_2012 wrote: :lol: you just got to believe me chaps - it's a great ass, she is a lovely looking girl with curves in all the right places, however she is not worth a trip to HR and a P45 :lol:
Just do a bit of Facebook stalking :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:.
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Re: The bored at work thread

Post by Bmw_ire_2012 » Thu Jan 12, 2017 11:12 am

sonnyx wrote:Pics please cummon its worth the risk bud to keep you fellow BB posters happy. Whats a job between friends :)
I don't even know her name, if I did then you could check facebook, but then no doubt someone here would message her and spill the beans :lol:
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Re: The bored at work thread

Post by Stegosaurus » Thu Jan 12, 2017 11:15 am

Bmw_ire_2012 wrote:
sonnyx wrote:Pics please cummon its worth the risk bud to keep you fellow BB posters happy. Whats a job between friends :)
I don't even know her name, if I did then you could check facebook, but then no doubt someone here would message her and spill the beans :lol:
Didn't you say yesterday you'd let her queef rice crispies up your nose or something, and you can't even go and take a picture of her, from far away, whilst hiding in a bush...

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Re: The bored at work thread

Post by Bmw_ire_2012 » Thu Jan 12, 2017 11:23 am

Stegosaurus wrote:
Bmw_ire_2012 wrote:
sonnyx wrote:Pics please cummon its worth the risk bud to keep you fellow BB posters happy. Whats a job between friends :)
I don't even know her name, if I did then you could check facebook, but then no doubt someone here would message her and spill the beans :lol:
Didn't you say yesterday you'd let her queef rice crispies up your nose or something, and you can't even go and take a picture of her, from far away, whilst hiding in a bush...

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I said I would suck rice crispies from her butt hole with a straw, with her bend over and poring milk down her back :lol:
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Re: The bored at work thread

Post by Stegosaurus » Thu Jan 12, 2017 11:28 am

Bmw_ire_2012 wrote:
Stegosaurus wrote:
Bmw_ire_2012 wrote:
I don't even know her name, if I did then you could check facebook, but then no doubt someone here would message her and spill the beans :lol:
Didn't you say yesterday you'd let her queef rice crispies up your nose or something, and you can't even go and take a picture of her, from far away, whilst hiding in a bush...

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I said I would suck rice crispies from her butt hole with a straw, with her bend over and poring milk down her back :lol:

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Re: The bored at work thread

Post by liamm10 » Thu Jan 12, 2017 11:35 am

I'm so glad I found this thread :lol: :lol:
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Re: The bored at work thread

Post by Bmw_ire_2012 » Thu Jan 12, 2017 11:43 am

Stegosaurus wrote:
Bmw_ire_2012 wrote:
sonnyx wrote:Pics please cummon its worth the risk bud to keep you fellow BB posters happy. Whats a job between friends :)
I don't even know her name, if I did then you could check facebook, but then no doubt someone here would message her and spill the beans :lol:
Didn't you say yesterday you'd let her queef rice crispies up your nose or something, and you can't even go and take a picture of her, from far away, whilst hiding in a bush...

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I've an idea, why don't I walk about with my work laptop which has a webcam, we can all join a group video chat with the title "Dat Ass", I can walk pass and you all can get a look :lol:
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Re: The bored at work thread

Post by sonnyx » Thu Jan 12, 2017 11:49 am

Bmw_ire_2012 wrote:
Stegosaurus wrote:
Bmw_ire_2012 wrote:
I don't even know her name, if I did then you could check facebook, but then no doubt someone here would message her and spill the beans :lol:
Didn't you say yesterday you'd let her queef rice crispies up your nose or something, and you can't even go and take a picture of her, from far away, whilst hiding in a bush...

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I've an idea, why don't I walk about with my work laptop which has a webcam, we can all join a group video chat with the title "Dat Ass", I can walk pass and you all can get a look :lol:
Go on then safety in numbers,
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Re: The bored at work thread

Post by golfer » Thu Jan 12, 2017 11:58 am

This thread was initially started to be about anything and everything because people are bored at work. 56 posts later it's still about some fit girls ass. Now call me wrong but I think it's extremely rude ..............










...... not to be sharing some photos with us :lol:
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Re: The bored at work thread

Post by sonnyx » Thu Jan 12, 2017 12:04 pm

golfer wrote:This thread was initially started to be about anything and everything because people are bored at work. 56 posts later it's still about some fit girls ass. Now call me wrong but I think it's extremely rude ..............










...... not to be sharing some photos with us :lol:
Yes totally agree he is wasting our time and simply trying to advertise some cereal.
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