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by ILikeJam
Mon Sep 18, 2017 12:16 pm
Forum: General Chit Chat (Off Topic)
Topic: Official ///M badge wa**er thread
Replies: 4825
Views: 308734

Re: Official ///M badge wa**er thread

AndytheGreek wrote:
Tue Sep 12, 2017 10:13 am
ILikeJam wrote:Struggled to tell what this was at first - had black alloys and seems like a modded rear end? Looked nice. Then I looked closer and wanted to burn it.

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Nice car park though
Lots of space to open doors [emoji1303]

I call it the "c*nt buffer"
by ILikeJam
Tue Sep 12, 2017 10:07 am
Forum: General Chit Chat (Off Topic)
Topic: Official ///M badge wa**er thread
Replies: 4825
Views: 308734

Re: Official ///M badge wa**er thread

Struggled to tell what this was at first - had black alloys and seems like a modded rear end? Looked nice. Then I looked closer and wanted to burn it.

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by ILikeJam
Mon Aug 14, 2017 10:15 am
Forum: General Chit Chat (Off Topic)
Topic: Chav Car Of The Day
Replies: 1340
Views: 94507

Re: Chav Car Of The Day

RickN55 wrote:
Wed Aug 09, 2017 11:09 am
Always wanted an M1.2 Corsa

Yeah but the 'L' stands for 'Legit' and is added by the ///M division when they hand Corsas back to Vauxhall.

Don't get into a drag race with this thing in anything less than an Enzo
by ILikeJam
Mon Aug 07, 2017 10:31 am
Forum: General Chit Chat (Off Topic)
Topic: Chav Car Of The Day
Replies: 1340
Views: 94507

Re: Chav Car Of The Day

E30 pickup?

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Or is it a 206 with a trailer welded to the rear?

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by ILikeJam
Mon Aug 07, 2017 10:08 am
Forum: General Chit Chat (Off Topic)
Topic: Official ///M badge wa**er thread
Replies: 4825
Views: 308734

Re: Official ///M badge wa**er thread

I found this monstrosity on IG earlier. https://uploads.tapatalk-cdn.com/20170806/a59e65cc58702376ccb9f7ce20054019.jpg The stripes ran across the roof too Looks like you could play a tune on that grille... horrific. Looks like it's got big buck teeth - reminded me of Mater from Cars! :lol: https://...
by ILikeJam
Wed Jun 07, 2017 11:42 pm
Forum: General Chit Chat (Off Topic)
Topic: Official ///M badge wa**er thread
Replies: 4825
Views: 308734

Re: Official ///M badge wa**er thread

Peter.V wrote:
Fri Jun 02, 2017 9:41 pm
For as little as £399, you too could be an M badge w&nker for a weekend!

Made me proper belly laugh! :lol:
by ILikeJam
Tue May 30, 2017 10:54 am
Forum: General Chit Chat (Off Topic)
Topic: Official ///M badge wa**er thread
Replies: 4825
Views: 308734

Re: Official ///M badge wa**er thread

Dental floss? How very restrained. My special removal tool. Sent from my iPhone using Tapatalk You gone back to basics Twenny? Last time I saw you, you were using one of these!! Pic won't load Jam but guessing it's a chain saw mwhahaha Health and safety forced me to stop using it. That and the rest...
by ILikeJam
Tue May 30, 2017 10:43 am
Forum: General Chit Chat (Off Topic)
Topic: Official ///M badge wa**er thread
Replies: 4825
Views: 308734

Re: Official ///M badge wa**er thread

Fukin incomers! Half tempted to take some dental floss with me next time I walk past and quickly whip it off and do them a favour [emoji23] Dental floss? How very restrained. My special removal tool. Sent from my iPhone using Tapatalk You gone back to basics Twenny? Last time I saw you, you were us...
by ILikeJam
Mon May 29, 2017 10:59 am
Forum: General Chit Chat (Off Topic)
Topic: Official ///M badge wa**er thread
Replies: 4825
Views: 308734

Re: Official ///M badge wa**er thread

ihadablackdog wrote:
Sun May 28, 2017 8:41 pm
MattR8700 wrote:
This guy has appeared near me recently, ruining our lovely village high street [emoji23]
Fukin incomers!
Even the 'd' looks squint on that fackin thing!!
by ILikeJam
Wed May 10, 2017 2:11 pm
Forum: General Chit Chat (Off Topic)
Topic: Official ///M badge wa**er thread
Replies: 4825
Views: 308734

Re: Official ///M badge wa**er thread

Have a word with him Stegs will you? Tell him //M stuff doesn't go on a SE car. Plus I keep trying to write it off and he keeps repairing it lol Sent from my iPhone using Tapatalk Already have done mate, but he either ignores me or glosses over it :lol: Try loading up the work van then crashing int...
by ILikeJam
Wed May 10, 2017 10:39 am
Forum: General Chit Chat (Off Topic)
Topic: Official ///M badge wa**er thread
Replies: 4825
Views: 308734

Re: Official ///M badge wa**er thread

Stegosaurus wrote:
Tue May 09, 2017 3:53 pm
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116i SE :/ Oh dear


Has this one not already been totalled? Sure I saw pics of it where the grilles had been ejected after a smash :lol:
by ILikeJam
Tue Mar 28, 2017 12:05 pm
Forum: General Chit Chat (Off Topic)
Topic: Chav Car Of The Day
Replies: 1340
Views: 94507

Re: Chav Car Of The Day

Annoyingly I couldn't get a pic of the side/front. The rear was definitely it's good side... (325d SE)

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by ILikeJam
Tue Mar 28, 2017 10:53 am
Forum: M135i/M235i/M140i/M240i
Topic: How rare is the Mx40i? Under the radar.
Replies: 58
Views: 4446

Re: How rare is the Mx40i? Under the radar.

I wouldn't say the Mx40i/35i is rare - just that everywhere you look there's bloody Golf Rs so it skews your perception. In my company there are 120 office staff. In the office car park there are 4 Golf Rs, a GTI Clubsport, 2 GTIs and a GTE - it's like a bloody VW forecourt! There's also 1 each of M...
by ILikeJam
Wed Mar 22, 2017 10:38 am
Forum: General Chit Chat (Off Topic)
Topic: Official ///M badge wa**er thread
Replies: 4825
Views: 308734

Re: Official ///M badge wa**er thread

What is that 'Sports Mind' bollocks all about anyway? It appears every single brand has w@nkers that stick it on their car :???:
by ILikeJam
Tue Mar 14, 2017 9:39 am
Forum: General Chit Chat (Off Topic)
Topic: Re: Your Postcode.
Replies: 789
Views: 100023

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