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Nightmare bmw's

Post by Remy » Thu Sep 09, 2010 10:05 pm

Some of you may have seen this site but for those that havent, your in for a ummmm treat :shock:

http://www.jimmy540i.com/bmwnightmare4.htm
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Post by MrL » Thu Sep 09, 2010 10:11 pm

Thanks for posting that - I am getting some fantastic ideas for modding my 1er now :sick:

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Post by Remy » Thu Sep 09, 2010 10:16 pm

haha - theres another site called barryboys with some REAL crazy cars. very funny. You can search for whatever car - couldnt find any 1 series :D
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Post by niuniu » Thu Sep 09, 2010 10:21 pm

Niiiiiice

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Post by Remy » Thu Sep 09, 2010 10:25 pm

where do they get these ideas from :lol:

I saw a car similar to this the other day - red in same places and lime green everywhere else. :shock: i'd rather walk......
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Post by Remy » Thu Sep 09, 2010 10:31 pm

Oopppsss looks like someone messed about

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Post by niuniu » Thu Sep 09, 2010 10:34 pm

^^ waste of a good soft drink :(
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Post by MrL » Thu Sep 09, 2010 10:55 pm

Remy wrote:Oopppsss looks like someone messed about

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Does someone have that much of an aversion to standard cars that they would do this ? lol

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Post by Remy » Thu Sep 09, 2010 10:58 pm

i'm guessing someone has an aversion to the willy waver that drives it haha
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Post by MrL » Thu Sep 09, 2010 11:01 pm

Remy wrote:i'm guessing someone has an aversion to the willy waver that drives it haha
Perhaps he was waiving his willy somewhere he shouldn't have been & got found out ?!

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Post by Remy » Thu Sep 09, 2010 11:09 pm

yes :D - well you hear the stories dont you, ive never actually known someone personally who's damaged an ex's car but i know someone who took revenge pre moving out with a massive bag of prawns and a needle kit, bit of novel interior designing just as she moved out................. :telloff:
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Post by marco_polo » Fri Sep 10, 2010 11:35 am

She spent the first day packing her belongings into boxes, crates and suitcases.
On the second day, she had the movers come and collect her things.
On the third day, she sat down for the last time at their beautiful dining room table by candle light, put on some soft background music and feasted on a pound of shrimp, a jar of caviar and a bottle of Chardonnay.
When she had finished, she went into each and every room and deposited a few half-eaten shrimp shells dipped in caviar, into the hollow of the curtain rods. She then cleaned up the **SPAM** and left.
When the husband returned with his new girlfriend, all was bliss for the first few days. Then slowly, the house began to smell. They tried everything cleaning, mopping and airing the place out.
Vents were checked for dead rodents and carpets were steam cleaned.
Air fresheners were hung everywhere. Exterminators were brought in to set off gas canisters, during which they had to move out for a few days, and in the end they even paid to replace the expensive wool carpeting.
Nothing worked. People stopped coming over to visit. Repairmen refused to work in the house. The maid quit.
Finally, they could not take the stench any longer and decided to move.
A month later, even though they had cut their price in half, they could not find a buyer for their stinky house. Word got out and eventually even the local Realtors refused to return their calls.
Finally, they had to borrow a huge sum of money from the bank to purchase a new place.
The ex-wife called the man and asked how things were going. He told her the saga of the rotting house. She listened politely and said that she missed her old home terribly, and would be willing to reduce her divorce settlement in exchange for getting the house back.
Knowing his ex-wife had no idea how bad the smell was, he agreed on a price that was about 1/10th of what the house had been worth, but only if she were to sign the papers that very day.
She agreed and within the hour his lawyers delivered the paperwork.
A week later the man and his girlfriend stood smiling as they watched the moving company pack everything to take to their new home......Including the curtain rods.
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Post by mrash » Fri Sep 10, 2010 12:49 pm

niuniu wrote:Niiiiiice

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Who gave you permission to post a pic of me and my car?? :starwars:

hahahha
please take time to just ask someone how they are. Kindness costs nothing, but means everything.

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Post by niuniu » Fri Sep 10, 2010 1:00 pm

mrash wrote:
niuniu wrote:Niiiiiice

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Who gave you permission to post a pic of me and my car?? :starwars:

hahahha
:lol:

I just had another look at the pic - is that a gullwing door? LMAO
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Post by MrL » Fri Sep 10, 2010 1:36 pm

niuniu wrote:
mrash wrote:
niuniu wrote:Niiiiiice

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Who gave you permission to post a pic of me and my car?? :starwars:

hahahha
:lol:

I just had another look at the pic - is that a gullwing door? LMAO
Nah mate, it's a Lambo door innit. :wink:

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