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Wow.

The people posting in this thread have 0 sense of humor or sarcasm.

Like the guy who said how sad it was that the Polo owner tried to pass his car off as a Ferrari by putting prancing horse logos on it. Or the Suzuki with M Power logo’s.

Are you really that daft?

Can you not see that most of the logos are done just as a joke and in jest?

Wow.

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Gold333 wrote:
Tue Oct 08, 2019 3:15 am
Wow.

The people posting in this thread have 0 sense of humor or sarcasm.

Like the guy who said how sad it was that the Polo owner tried to pass his car off as a Ferrari by putting prancing horse logos on it. Or the Suzuki with M Power logo’s.

Are you really that daft?

Can you not see that most of the logos are done just as a joke and in jest?

Wow.
No. The majority of logos are an attempt to fool the passer by that the owner drives something he / she can't afford. Are you telling us you're an M badge w*#nker?
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Ezzra wrote:
Tue Oct 08, 2019 8:07 am
No. The majority of logos are an attempt to fool the passer by that the owner drives something he / she can't afford. Are you telling us you're an M badge w*#nker?
Given that they seemingly signed up just to post that it wouldn’t surprise me if they had a fake M badge on their kettle, let alone their car.
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Maybe he found his car in this thread :lol:
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sitruc_nuahs wrote:
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Saw this beauty up in Sheffield at the weekend. ///M badges all over a 320 SE...

I saw quite a few up there with unnecessary M badges :(


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OneTwenty wrote:
Tue Oct 08, 2019 11:44 am
sitruc_nuahs wrote:
Tue Sep 03, 2019 8:15 pm
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Saw this beauty up in Sheffield at the weekend. ///M badges all over a 320 SE...

I saw quite a few up there with unnecessary M badges :(


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What does it say?? "Sporter Mind" Produced by BMW M Sport?

That doesn't make any sense!! :lol:

Looks like sports to me... :lol:
Cars are ultimately whatever floats your boat but that's insulting to my eyes. :spotman:
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Those fake exhausts are really scraping the barrel of bad taste.
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Barney McGrew wrote:
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Those fake exhausts are really scraping the barrel of bad taste.
Fake turbo whistle too.......that's pure quality right there. This guy's talents are wasted :worship1: :worship1: :lol: :lol:

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Gold333 wrote:Wow.

The people posting in this thread have 0 sense of humor or sarcasm.

Like the guy who said how sad it was that the Polo owner tried to pass his car off as a Ferrari by putting prancing horse logos on it. Or the Suzuki with M Power logo’s.

Are you really that daft?

Can you not see that most of the logos are done just as a joke and in jest?

Wow.
Obviously you haven’t read this whole thread.


Class 1 - Any non //M car badged as a true //M car.

Class 2 - Non //M sport with //M badges.

Class 3 - Debadging the M sport 118d etc and replacing it with an //M badge.

Class 4 - Placing //M badge next to the M sport 118d etc.

Class 5 - //M badge overload - inc front aqua fresh stripe grilles, //M interior, and any offending aqua fresh stripes and stickers on the bodywork.

Classes 1, 2 and 3 have a rightful place in this thread. No arguments, indisputable w**nkers.

Classes 4 and 5 (and possibly 3) I have to agree with you, they don’t deserve to be in here as they don’t actually know what crime they are committing. But, I disagree that there’s any comedic sarcasm involved, that’s normally a Corsa with an M badge so not relevant here.

Ignorance? Possibly
Lack of knowledge? Definitely
Bad taste? Yep
Naivety? Sure
Sarcasm? A little
Tongue in cheek? Nah

You do realise, we are BMW owners mocking other BMW owners? Surely thats tongue in cheek personified?

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RickN55 wrote:ImageImageImage

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This is the worst one I’ve seen.
What on earth are they thinking?

What’s the bit bolted to the actual exhaust pipe?

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Martin Keeton wrote: What’s the bit bolted to the actual exhaust pipe?
It’s a turbo whistle. Classy. NOT!!!!!

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Those whistles are f***ing dire. Zip tying a harmonica or whistle to the front of a car is something people do to wind up their mate - imagine doing it deliberately :lol:
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