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Re: Chav Car Of The Day

Post by Octavius » Sun Mar 05, 2017 12:29 am

Oh, it's a Saxo.
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Re: Chav Car Of The Day

Post by ihadablackdog » Sun Mar 05, 2017 9:29 am

Twenny wrote:Doesn't look like anyone is getting in the passenger seat with parking that close!!!


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or the poor driver of the car next to it!

Candidate for youparklikeac*nt.com I think!

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Re: Chav Car Of The Day

Post by Twenny » Sun Mar 05, 2017 10:28 am

ihadablackdog wrote:km
or the poor driver of the car next to it!

Candidate for youparklikeac*nt.com I think!
Yeah of course Kev it must of been the saxo driver parking like a muppet as the other driver wouldn't of been able to get out!!!


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Re: Chav Car Of The Day

Post by ihadablackdog » Sun Mar 05, 2017 10:37 am

I had some hoe do that to me in my work car park one day. Now, I'm not the skinniest of fat c*nts so I literally smothered myself in some spare KY gel that I happened to have on me and proceeded to squeeze in. Although I didn't whack my door into hers, I did rest it against hers and any little dent caused by the pressure I had to use to get in is tough sh1t!

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Re: Chav Car Of The Day

Post by Twenny » Sun Mar 05, 2017 10:47 am

ihadablackdog wrote:I had some hoe do that to me in my work car park one day. Now, I'm not the skinniest of fat c*nts so I literally smothered myself in some spare KY gel that I happened to have on me and proceeded to squeeze in. Although I didn't whack my door into hers, I did rest it against hers and any little dent caused by the pressure I had to use to get in is tough sh1t!
Ive had to climb in through the passenger door a few years ago. 100% done on purpose so I took it that the other driver was being nice and doing me a favour pointing out I'd put on a little holiday weight and need to lose a few pounds.
I thought I'd return the favour as they clearly had way too much pressure in their tyres......


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Re: Chav Car Of The Day

Post by Stegosaurus » Sun Mar 05, 2017 11:13 am

Twenny wrote:Yessss BMW_ire you my friend have awesome banter and unlike a few delicate souls can take a joke and also dish it out should the occasion arise.

If you come over the day before Santa pod we can have an afternoon hoon somewhere I'm sure as some of us will be in the area on the Saturday and staying over. Be good to finally meet you bud.

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I might pop over too, depending on if I have a car at that point, or not :lol:
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Re: Chav Car Of The Day

Post by Twenny » Sun Mar 05, 2017 11:26 am

Stegosaurus wrote:
Twenny wrote:Yessss BMW_ire you my friend have awesome banter and unlike a few delicate souls can take a joke and also dish it out should the occasion arise.

If you come over the day before Santa pod we can have an afternoon hoon somewhere I'm sure as some of us will be in the area on the Saturday and staying over. Be good to finally meet you bud.

http://www.babybmw.net/viewtopic.php?t=94493


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I might pop over too, depending on if I have a car at that point, or not :lol:
Ha you too my son have the gift of good banter.

Can't wait to meet you lol

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Re: Chav Car Of The Day

Post by Flat out » Sun Mar 05, 2017 3:01 pm

Twenny wrote:
Stegosaurus wrote:
Twenny wrote:Yessss BMW_ire you my friend have awesome banter and unlike a few delicate souls can take a joke and also dish it out should the occasion arise.

If you come over the day before Santa pod we can have an afternoon hoon somewhere I'm sure as some of us will be in the area on the Saturday and staying over. Be good to finally meet you bud.

http://www.babybmw.net/viewtopic.php?t=94493


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I might pop over too, depending on if I have a car at that point, or not :lol:
Ha you too my son have the gift of good banter.

Can't wait to meet you lol

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Re: Chav Car Of The Day

Post by golfer » Sun Mar 05, 2017 3:24 pm

Flat out wrote:
Twenny wrote:
Stegosaurus wrote:

I might pop over too, depending on if I have a car at that point, or not :lol:
Ha you too my son have the gift of good banter.

Can't wait to meet you lol

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Re: Chav Car Of The Day

Post by Twenny » Sun Mar 05, 2017 3:36 pm

Flat out wrote: :shock:
Stegs photo-shopped the crap out of my car a few months ago the little banter bugger lol

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I owe him big haha


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Re: Chav Car Of The Day

Post by ihadablackdog » Sun Mar 05, 2017 3:39 pm

Twenny wrote:
Flat out wrote: :shock:
Stegs photo-shopped the crap out of my car a few months ago the little banter bugger lol

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I owe him big haha


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So where's the photo thats been 'shopped?

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Re: Chav Car Of The Day

Post by Twenny » Sun Mar 05, 2017 3:45 pm

ihadablackdog wrote:
Twenny wrote:
Flat out wrote: :shock:
Stegs photo-shopped the crap out of my car a few months ago the little banter bugger lol

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I owe him big haha


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So where's the photo thats been 'shopped?
Ok the eyebrows were already there lol




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Re: Chav Car Of The Day

Post by Flat out » Sun Mar 05, 2017 3:47 pm

Here's another cracker of a car ....

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Re: Chav Car Of The Day

Post by Stegosaurus » Sun Mar 05, 2017 4:35 pm

Twenny wrote:
ihadablackdog wrote:
Twenny wrote:
Stegs photo-shopped the crap out of my car a few months ago the little banter bugger lol

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I owe him big haha


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So where's the photo thats been 'shopped?
Ok the eyebrows were already there lol




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What about the pic of you I shopped??
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Re: Chav Car Of The Day

Post by Bmw_ire_2012 » Mon Mar 06, 2017 11:36 am

Twenny wrote:Yessss BMW_ire you my friend have awesome banter and unlike a few delicate souls can take a joke and also dish it out should the occasion arise.

If you come over the day before Santa pod we can have an afternoon hoon somewhere I'm sure as some of us will be in the area on the Saturday and staying over. Be good to finally meet you bud.

http://www.babybmw.net/viewtopic.php?t=94493


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I'm looking to in booking it off work and getting over for a good hoon on some nice English roads, I will keep you and golfer posted mate. I would be over the day before hand Come over on the Friday stay the weekend.
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