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Re: Official ///M badge wa**er thread

Post by RickN55 » Wed May 30, 2018 10:37 am

Japper_M2 wrote:
Wed May 30, 2018 10:12 am
RickN55 wrote:
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:lol:
Holy crap!!

Should have laws to lock him up for fraud 😁
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Post by Jamhard » Thu Jun 07, 2018 9:22 pm

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Can't even get the bloody M badge in the right place!!

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Re: Official ///M badge wa**er thread

Post by Si Bailey » Sun Jun 10, 2018 11:32 am

sonicvanman wrote:
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Oh dear

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Forget the “M” badge .... I want that plate !
SELL IT TO ME !!
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Re: Official ///M badge wa**er thread

Post by AndrewR » Sat Jun 16, 2018 4:05 pm

What an utter c**k, number plates like that really p*ss me off.

It's obvious he wants a plate to say "Simon" (useful I suppose if he happens to forget his name) but decided to buy what looks like SB51MCN (but that plate doesn't appear on DVLA site) and then use a sh*t font, illegal spacing and black screw covers.

End result - you look like a c**k, well done <slow clap>

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Re: Official ///M badge wa**er thread

Post by ihadablackdog » Sat Jun 16, 2018 4:11 pm

AndrewR wrote:What an utter c**k, number plates like that really p*ss me off.

It's obvious he wants a plate to say "Simon" (useful I suppose if he happens to forget his name) but decided to buy what looks like SB51MCN (but that plate doesn't appear on DVLA site) and then use a sh*t font, illegal spacing and black screw covers.

End result - you look like a c**k, well done <slow clap>
Have to be honest.....

I totally agree with every word!

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Re: Official ///M badge wa**er thread

Post by RickN55 » Sat Jun 16, 2018 4:29 pm

AndrewR wrote:
Sat Jun 16, 2018 4:05 pm
What an utter c**k, number plates like that really p*ss me off.

It's obvious he wants a plate to say "Simon" (useful I suppose if he happens to forget his name) but decided to buy what looks like SB51MCN (but that plate doesn't appear on DVLA site) and then use a sh*t font, illegal spacing and black screw covers.

End result - you look like a c**k, well done <slow clap>
Haha bang on! This comment made me chuckle! Brilliant :lol:
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Re: Official ///M badge wa**er thread

Post by RickN55 » Sat Jun 16, 2018 4:34 pm

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Re: Official ///M badge wa**er thread

Post by AndyBish135i » Sat Jun 16, 2018 9:14 pm

There really is a plague of ///Mankers up near you isn’t there Rick??? :lol:
I reckon it’s time for you to move down with us carrot crunchers and get away from all of ‘em! :wink:

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Re: Official ///M badge wa**er thread

Post by RickN55 » Sun Jun 17, 2018 1:09 pm

AndyBish135i wrote:
Sat Jun 16, 2018 9:14 pm
There really is a plague of ///Mankers up near you isn’t there Rick??? :lol:
I reckon it’s time for you to move down with us carrot crunchers and get away from all of ‘em! :wink:
Haha I agree mate. I think I need to get away from these M Badges. It is GBH to my eyes! :lol: :lol:
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Re: Official ///M badge wa**er thread

Post by RickN55 » Sun Jun 17, 2018 3:59 pm

Oh no..
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Re: Official ///M badge wa**er thread

Post by nickb » Wed Jun 20, 2018 7:47 pm

Wow Rick you are finding some gems!!

I saw a nice 5 series M earlier

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Re: Official ///M badge wa**er thread

Post by refcarl » Wed Jun 20, 2018 7:50 pm

AndrewR wrote:What an utter c**k, number plates like that really p*ss me off.

It's obvious he wants a plate to say "Simon" (useful I suppose if he happens to forget his name) but decided to buy what looks like SB51MCN (but that plate doesn't appear on DVLA site) and then use a sh*t font, illegal spacing and black screw covers.

End result - you look like a c**k, well done <slow clap>

And highly illegal, here’s hoping the local constabulary or traffic nail his arse for the plate and badge ImageImageImage


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Re: Official ///M badge wa**er thread

Post by Twenny » Wed Jun 20, 2018 9:13 pm

AndrewR wrote:What an utter c**k, number plates like that really p*ss me off.

It's obvious he wants a plate to say "Simon" (useful I suppose if he happens to forget his name) but decided to buy what looks like SB51MCN (but that plate doesn't appear on DVLA site) and then use a sh*t font, illegal spacing and black screw covers.

End result - you look like a c**k, well done <slow clap>
Hahahahha quality.

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Re: Official ///M badge wa**er thread

Post by ihadablackdog » Wed Jun 20, 2018 9:32 pm

nickb wrote:
Wed Jun 20, 2018 7:47 pm
Wow Rick you are finding some gems!!

I saw a nice 5 series M earlier

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Surely he's got the wrong "wood" reference on his plate....shouldn't it be "Plank"

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Re: Official ///M badge wa**er thread

Post by nickb » Wed Jun 20, 2018 9:45 pm

Twenny wrote:
Wed Jun 20, 2018 9:13 pm
AndrewR wrote:What an utter c**k, number plates like that really p*ss me off.

It's obvious he wants a plate to say "Simon" (useful I suppose if he happens to forget his name) but decided to buy what looks like SB51MCN (but that plate doesn't appear on DVLA site) and then use a sh*t font, illegal spacing and black screw covers.

End result - you look like a c**k, well done <slow clap>
Hahahahha quality.

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I have considered buying a private plate in the past but I have to admit I can’t afford a really good one and the amount of bad ones everyone seems to be driving around with just puts me off further
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