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It's a 430d too, not a 435 :roll:
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Well in 6 years of being part of this forum that’s without question the worst Class 2 I’ve ever seen, and even a contender for worst ever considering he’s upgraded his 430 to a 435.

As others have already said there’s so much to see!!! Including a rear window spoiler with extra stickers and //M brake sticker.


Utter utter lunatic.
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What’s worse is that 430 was a lovely looking car until silly bolloc%s spent all his pocket money on eBay.

What an absolute waste.


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Ollie36 wrote:
Mon Mar 16, 2020 1:00 pm
I apologize that I've make you look at this - spotted a few weeks back in StevenageImageImage

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Well... I’m (almost) lost for words

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Ollie36 wrote:
Mon Mar 16, 2020 1:00 pm
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That truly is horrendous :shock:
If it wasn’t for the fact that it’s obviously taken some time to do, you may even think it was done as a joke.
Why ? Just Why ?
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golfer wrote:
Ollie36 wrote:
Mon Mar 16, 2020 1:00 pm
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That truly is horrendous :shock:
If it wasn’t for the fact that it’s obviously taken some time to do, you may even think it was done as a joke.
Why ? Just Why ?
Without stereotyping Stevenage, I would say this is quite the norm for there Image

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Lost for words, such a shame, if it's a 430d then it may not be X-Drive.

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50pence wrote:
Fri Mar 20, 2020 12:06 pm
Lost for words, such a shame, if it's a 430d then it may not be X-Drive.
You are right: RWD (HECK).

Build sheet for LA18 VGU
Prod. Date 2018-02-09
Type 430d
Series F36 (4 Series)
Body Type Gran Coupé
Steering Right Hand Drive
Engine N57T
Displacement 3
Power 190kw / 258hp
Drive HECK
Transmission Automatic
Colour Black-sapphire metallic (475)
Upholstery Leather "Dakota"/schwarz (LCSW)

S715 M Aerodynamics Package
S710 M Leather Steering Wheel
S337 M Sports Package
S704 M Sports Suspension
S4AE Armrest Front, Retractable
S430 Interior/Outside Mirror With Auto Dip
S459 Seat Adjustment, Electric, With Memory
S420 Sun Protection Glazing
S494 Seat Heating Driver/Passenger
S431 Interior Mirror With Automatic-Dip
S4FT Alum. Brushed Lengthw. Acc. Black Hi-Gls
S423 Floor Mats Velours
S428 Warning Triangle And First Aid Kit
S493 Storage Compartment Package
S481 Sports Seat
S6AC Intelligent Emergency Call
S6WA Instrument Panel With Extended Scope
S6AM Real-Time Traffic Information
S6AK Connected Drive Services
S688 Harman/Kardon Surround Sound System
S654 DAB Tuner
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S5A1 LED Fog Lights
S575 Additional 12V Sockets
S5AC High-Beam Assistant
S563 Light Package
S544 Cruise Control With Brake Function
S2PA Locking Wheel Bolt
S2VB Tyre Pressure Display
S230 Extra Package, EU-Speciifc
S21W BMW LA Wheel Double Spoke Styling 704M
S2NH M Sport Brake
S2TB Sport Automatic Gearbox
S258 Tyres With Runflat Properties
S880 On-Board Literature, English
S853 Language Version, English
S812 National Version England / Ireland
S8SM Car Ident. Number Visible From Outside
S322 Comfort Access
S8KA Oil Service Interval 24 Mths / 30,000 Km
S8R9 Refrigerant R1234yf
S8S2 Coding, Alarm Signal
S8TG Thiefproofing Device
S850 Dummy-SALAPA
S302 Alarm System
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Major_Sarcasm wrote:
50pence wrote:
Fri Mar 20, 2020 12:06 pm
Lost for words, such a shame, if it's a 430d then it may not be X-Drive.
You are right: RWD (HECK).

Build sheet for LA18 VGU
Prod. Date 2018-02-09
Type 430d
Series F36 (4 Series)
Body Type Gran Coupé
Steering Right Hand Drive
Engine N57T
Displacement 3
Power 190kw / 258hp
Drive HECK
Transmission Automatic
Colour Black-sapphire metallic (475)
Upholstery Leather "Dakota"/schwarz (LCSW)

S715 M Aerodynamics Package
S710 M Leather Steering Wheel
S337 M Sports Package
S704 M Sports Suspension
S4AE Armrest Front, Retractable
S430 Interior/Outside Mirror With Auto Dip
S459 Seat Adjustment, Electric, With Memory
S420 Sun Protection Glazing
S494 Seat Heating Driver/Passenger
S431 Interior Mirror With Automatic-Dip
S4FT Alum. Brushed Lengthw. Acc. Black Hi-Gls
S423 Floor Mats Velours
S428 Warning Triangle And First Aid Kit
S493 Storage Compartment Package
S481 Sports Seat
S6AC Intelligent Emergency Call
S6WA Instrument Panel With Extended Scope
S6AM Real-Time Traffic Information
S6AK Connected Drive Services
S688 Harman/Kardon Surround Sound System
S654 DAB Tuner
S609 Navigation System Professional
S698 Area-Code 2 For DVD
S6AE Teleservices
S6AP Remote Services
S6NH Hands-Free System With USB Interface
S5DA Passenger Airbag Deactivation
S534 Automatic Air Conditioning
S521 Rain Sensor
S508 Park Distance Control (PDC)
S5A1 LED Fog Lights
S575 Additional 12V Sockets
S5AC High-Beam Assistant
S563 Light Package
S544 Cruise Control With Brake Function
S2PA Locking Wheel Bolt
S2VB Tyre Pressure Display
S230 Extra Package, EU-Speciifc
S21W BMW LA Wheel Double Spoke Styling 704M
S2NH M Sport Brake
S2TB Sport Automatic Gearbox
S258 Tyres With Runflat Properties
S880 On-Board Literature, English
S853 Language Version, English
S812 National Version England / Ireland
S8SM Car Ident. Number Visible From Outside
S322 Comfort Access
S8KA Oil Service Interval 24 Mths / 30,000 Km
S8R9 Refrigerant R1234yf
S8S2 Coding, Alarm Signal
S8TG Thiefproofing Device
S850 Dummy-SALAPA
S302 Alarm System
S8S3 Automatic Locking During Starting
S775 Headlining Anthracite
S760 High Gloss Shadow Line
S9AA Outer Skin Protection
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Ha comfort access, I certainly wouldn’t be comfortable accessing that horrific excuse for car.

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Twenny wrote:
Fri Mar 20, 2020 8:15 pm
Ha comfort access, I certainly wouldn’t be comfortable accessing that horrific excuse for car.
Seems like the best way to improve the security of a car with comfort access specced is to cover it in awful fake badges so nobody even wants to nick it anyway lol
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Nyxeris wrote:
Twenny wrote:
Fri Mar 20, 2020 8:15 pm
Ha comfort access, I certainly wouldn’t be comfortable accessing that horrific excuse for car.
Seems like the best way to improve the security of a car with comfort access specced is to cover it in awful fake badges so nobody even wants to nick it anyway lol
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KAOS REAL wrote:
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Reading this thread for first time today and it's hilarious. My 130i came with an M badge on the boot, removing it was the first thing I did to it.

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Major_Sarcasm wrote:
Fri Mar 20, 2020 2:41 pm
50pence wrote:
Fri Mar 20, 2020 12:06 pm
Lost for words, such a shame, if it's a 430d then it may not be X-Drive.
You are right: RWD (HECK).
As the rear lights tint doesn't extend to the light units on the boot lid I wonder if the whole boot lid from a 435d has been fitted.

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