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Re: Chav Car Of The Day

Post by ihadablackdog » Sat Aug 12, 2017 3:07 pm

midlifecrisis wrote:Corsa owners - meh! :roll:

Too long to go into, but I fudging hate them ..... they appear to generally have become the modern version of boy racer toys. No problem with that necessarily, but every now and then I come across one of them and they seem intent in showing me how fast they are (not). I don't get drawn into even contemplating some tete-a-tete with them, but why; just why? :evil:
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Re: Chav Car Of The Day

Post by Stegosaurus » Sun Aug 13, 2017 9:29 pm

midlifecrisis wrote:
Fri Aug 11, 2017 10:48 pm
Corsa owners - meh! :roll:

Too long to go into, but I fudging hate them ..... they appear to generally have become the modern version of boy racer toys. No problem with that necessarily, but every now and then I come across one of them and they seem intent in showing me how fast they are (not). I don't get drawn into even contemplating some tete-a-tete with them, but why; just why? :evil:
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Re: Chav Car Of The Day

Post by Poormans » Sun Aug 13, 2017 10:12 pm

Maybe they just want to hear your car sing 8)
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Re: Chav Car Of The Day

Post by Bingers » Mon Aug 14, 2017 7:16 am

I get it all the time from 350z owners who think they are in a GTR and drive like tits 100% of the time.
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Re: Chav Car Of The Day

Post by ILikeJam » Mon Aug 14, 2017 10:15 am

RickN55 wrote:
Wed Aug 09, 2017 11:09 am
Always wanted an M1.2 Corsa

Yeah but the 'L' stands for 'Legit' and is added by the ///M division when they hand Corsas back to Vauxhall.

Don't get into a drag race with this thing in anything less than an Enzo
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Re: Chav Car Of The Day

Post by RickN55 » Mon Feb 26, 2018 5:39 pm

GBH of the eyes!
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Re: Chav Car Of The Day

Post by Brandonclifford » Mon Feb 26, 2018 8:20 pm

I’ll just leave this here Image Image Image


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Re: Chav Car Of The Day

Post by Jamhard » Mon Feb 26, 2018 8:27 pm

Brandonclifford wrote:I’ll just leave this here Image Image Image


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Re: Chav Car Of The Day

Post by Barney McGrew » Tue Feb 27, 2018 8:40 am

Bit controversial this one, but a M140i Shadow on the M3 last Friday.

Looked really nice as I approached, then overtook and saw the driver slouched back on a low slung seat like they thought they were in a 80's Sierra, and number plate taken off the front of the car.

Sorry, but screams chav to me.

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Re: Chav Car Of The Day

Post by Twenny » Tue Feb 27, 2018 10:34 am

Barney McGrew wrote:Bit controversial this one, but a M140i Shadow on the M3 last Friday.

Looked really nice as I approached, then overtook and saw the driver slouched back on a low slung seat like they thought they were in a 80's Sierra, and number plate taken off the front of the car.

Sorry, but screams chav to me.
100% Agreed. Number plate off. Chav as fcuk.


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Re: Chav Car Of The Day

Post by AndyBish135i » Wed Feb 28, 2018 12:28 pm

Brandonclifford wrote:
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Oh dear..... :roll:

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Re: Chav Car Of The Day

Post by Hardboiled » Wed Feb 28, 2018 12:55 pm

AndyBish135i wrote:
Brandonclifford wrote:
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Oh dear..... :roll:
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Re: Chav Car Of The Day

Post by RickN55 » Thu Mar 01, 2018 10:36 am

:lol:
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Re: Chav Car Of The Day

Post by RickN55 » Thu Mar 01, 2018 10:37 am

:lol:
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Re: Chav Car Of The Day

Post by GeoffCollins » Thu Mar 01, 2018 10:41 am

RickN55 wrote:
Thu Mar 01, 2018 10:37 am
:lol:
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